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    <title>April's Twisted News</title>
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    <description>More twisted news from the boys who run www.topicaljokes.com</description>     <itunes:summary>More twisted news from the boys who run www.topicaljokes.com</itunes:summary>     <author>tom@binns.com</author>     <itunes:author>tom@binns.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>Sick News Bullitin</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:03:00</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>jokes comedy twisted news topicaljokes topical jokes humor humour</itunes:keywords><category>Comedy</category><itunes:category text="Comedy" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/twistednews/15791_1145535579.mp3" length="2962432" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_2568</guid>    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> </item>
  
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    <title>21st March 2006 Twisted News</title>
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    <description>The Weeks News with Punchlines</description>     <itunes:summary>The Weeks News with Punchlines</itunes:summary>     <author>tom@binns.com</author>     <itunes:author>tom@binns.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>Jokes About This Week</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:03:09</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>topical jokes twisted news tom binns gary delaney joke humor humour one liners oneliner oneliners liners topicaljokes</itunes:keywords><category>Comedy</category><itunes:category text="Comedy" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/twistednews/15791_1142979155.mp3" length="3028114" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_1874</guid>    <pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> </item>
  
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    <title>Twisted News March 13, 2006</title>
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    <description>A sick spoof news bulletin from the UK. Real news stories with punchlines.</description>     <itunes:summary>A sick spoof news bulletin from the UK. Real news stories with punchlines.</itunes:summary>     <author>tom@binns.com</author>     <itunes:author>tom@binns.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>Real News Stories with Punchlines</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:03:00</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>topical jokes sick humour humor comedy satire</itunes:keywords><category>Comedy</category><itunes:category text="Comedy" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/twistednews/15791_1142287307.mp3" length="7234873" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_1720</guid>    <pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> </item>
  
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    <title>Twisted News March 5, 2006</title>
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    <description>A sick and funny spoof international spoof news bulletin.</description>     <itunes:summary>A sick and funny spoof international spoof news bulletin.</itunes:summary>     <author>tom@binns.com</author>     <itunes:author>tom@binns.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>Sick Spoof News Bulletin</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:03:00</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>Binns Delaney sick funny comedy jokes topical tasteless </itunes:keywords><category>Comedy</category><itunes:category text="Comedy" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/twistednews/15791_1142191778.mp3" length="7950629" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_1701</guid>    <pubDate>Sun, 05 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> </item>
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